February 2012
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I wish I could sing.
I would serenade people all the fucking time. Maybe someone would love me if I could sing.
I think this kind of shit all the time. I feel like Napoleon Dynamite, but people really are attracted to people with skills. And unfortunately, I don’t have any.
So for those of you who can sing, draw, dance, whatever it is that makes you exceptional, fucking do it. Because people like me are...
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Starting now.
I’m going to get fit. Not starve myself. Not be ana. Eat healthy. Work out. Be physically fit.
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Drunk Riding.
Sarah: Is it illegal to ride a horse around while you're drunk?
Me: I don't know. Why would it be?
Sarah: You could hurt yourself! Or someone else!
Me: A car will go wherever your drunken heart desires. If you try riding a horse into a tree, it's going to go around it, and probably realize it's carrying an idiot.
Us: BAHAHA
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