(Source: mysterdote)



kiss the pussy before you eat it, it’s respectful.



raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl


have you ever read something incredibly sexy from someone and your stomach drops and your face gets all hot and you get dizzy and extremely turned on and then it passes and you’re just like holy shit what just happened


i honestly just need someone to come into my life that really genuinely cares about me and wants to sit and have long conversations about things that actually matter and wants to go on adventures late at night and wants to be there for me at my lowest points and celebrate with me at my highest points and just be the rock that keeps me going when life gets rough 


I have never wanted anything as much as I want a fox tail plug. 


Well, this is as close to a Halloween costume as I’m gonna get.
Happy Halloween~.


I need some good sex and a back rub

this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs

(Source: ashleybreather)



When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”

You can’t deny that is fucking scary.

Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.

(Source: iflewbikes)